Noreen Crique

mmmmhhhhhh mhhhhhhhhh Ah! Huyo 'mfala mgani anaeka ma mng’ari kwa list juu ya ferrari eeh Ana degree au ni journalist tu juu ana list? naskia (naskia) wakiuliza Ule boy wetu alienda wapi amepotea kaa zile mbegu watu walipanda na kanyareeeee eh eh eh na naskia ina semekana ati rap zangu hukam na mkazo na ile utam ya reggae mama ma-ordinary wananikubali na hata watiaji hawaezi kana kwa wale hupenda sauti yangu na iko wale husengenyana mama mama , kijana wako amepotea ni maskio tu ye anatoboa huku ndugu zake wakiendelea mwenyezi pekee anaeza muokoa ki maisha amelegea ingawa hatuoni akitoboa bado twazidi kumuombea amina… Mmmmhhhh! Mhhhhhhh! Yeah! Sionangi haja ya ufisi ( yeah ) sina njaa najua mpishi ( yeah ) sijai fanya kazi ya ofisi ( no ) sijai lala kaa sijadishi ( no) sijarap kitu kaa 'toka 0-6 ivi trust me siezi rust mimi ata niache mziki miaka hamsini nkirudi bado nawacrush nyinyi niko First mi ndani ya party na nguo rasmi imepigwa pasi hapo katik...

I was doing dishes when this random thought came to my mind, some men have turned their relationships to Contracts, that may end at any time and that has to work under certain  terms and conditions. For the ladies, they have deviced survival tactics that help them meet the harsh economic times we are facing as a country, Top of the Tactics is the "Zones" . A lady can and will zone you with whatever you put to the table whenever you first meet. Airtime Zone, Ride Zone, Date Zone, Mpesa Zone, Tickets Zone, Terrific Tuesday Zone , Fuck Zone ,Sponsor Zone among many others. And she will never ask for anything other than what she has zoned you in, but I can see men picking up this trend quite impressively, they also have zones for their ladies. Mboch Zone ( maid) So my dear lady reading this, you are in a relationship with a man, and you suggest for a meeting or a date. Then he tells you to go over to his house to catch a movie, but since you love him and his your boyfrien...

Ever seen a lady carry a pregnancy for 9 whole months but with no man behind her. Okay literally, no one takes her to the clinic for Antenatal visits, no one helps her up the stairs, no one carries her bag of groceries from the market. She's basically all alone through the whole pregnancy term. I'm saddened by this. I know my Good Friend @MuneneTheBlogger told me to avoid bashing out men on my blog,  but can someone please explain to me why a person Would plant a seed and let it grow all alone. They don't watch over it during the germination and budding period, they don't water it, they don't even weed the seed. I also don't understand why a woman would trust a dodgy man enough to the extent of having a child with him. But again, I blame the current generation because men lie in the name of love just to get laid, then dissappear after the beauty wilts away. Young people believe that, the only way to get to each other's hearts is through their Pants. And...

I think everyone has the right to have a crush, build castles in the air, fall in love and get married then make kids of their own but on the other hand, people in some professions make it so hard for them to find love. Journalists, Politicians, Pastors and even Policemen . Since I have never had the chance to interact deeply with either of them, I chose not to write about them. I love bloggers, I love reading articles on different topics by different bloggers from different parts of the World. They have different ways of writing but trust me they are all the same. Both ladies and Men alike and if you happen to be dating a blogger I'd advise you to always stay on their good side. They are Very Open . They are the most free willed and open people who you will ever come across. I mean they can not hold out any information on you if you are in a discussion or seeking advice on anything. Now this only proves to you how open they are on their articles. For example he writes about... ...

Noreen Crique They say that you will always get what you work for, but what happens when You put in quite too much of your effort on something and end up getting nothing. Always studying for your exams but you get you average Mark ,a C+ .Do your hair, Polish your nails, make up and all that but your boyfriend never notices. Or maybe you are the guy who buys lunch, Airtime, tickets, picks and drops her and after all this, she dumps you or worse puts you in the Friend Zone.That aside,perhaps you are the artist/producer who spends all your time in the studio and after releasing a song ,it doesn't hit, let alone gaining airplay or that poor actor/actress overflowing with Talent, who has gone to all auditions in Nairobi, From Alliance Francaise to Phoenix, to The National Theatre and still didn't get anything but the same faces on our Local Content Programmes. It's even much frustrating for that person that has sent their CV to over 50 organizations without a...

Every Dog has its Day, well I am not terming anyone as a dog, but just referring to my proverbs and wise sayings. There is no way, recurring on a seat is going to happen at this young level in the society, then these are the same people who we are going to vote for as our presidents and continue regretting forever, something close to what is happening in Uganda. Babu has been on the seat for three years now, but there are issues that have never been addressed let alone talked about. In a recent interview with Mike Jacobs, a Student and Running mate to Babu Owino, I asked him to tell me what he thinks has not been addressed in the past three years and happens to be a great concern to students . I was shocked by what he told me because, these are the things that should come as First hand priorities but have been neglected just because people are tired of coming out and talking about them openly. Accommodation. I'm a witness to this, The condition of the hostels is POOR and pathet...

Verse5ve's first event of the year - SheGot5ve is set to be held on the 21st February 2016 at the August 7th Memorial Park. This particular edition is dedicated to the only love month with a lined up to rock the stage are Deejays. A total of six top christian urban performing acts of our time are lined up to perform . Their performances? Nothing short of electrifying. Advace Tickets are going for Ksh 200 and Gate charges will be Ksh 300. Showcasing two rappers and a kenyan based ethiopian soulful singer, this edition is pitched to be nothing less than an epic start for this particular year. Our resident deejays; DJ Sanch (Homeboyz radio’s and K24’s) and DJ Double O (Kubamba Krew’s) will be hosting Multiple Groove Award Winner Kriss Erroh, kenyan based ethiopian singer Daggie Ethiokenyan, Rapper-Poet-BeatBoxer, Nasara who recently launched his debut album and a surprise artist on this urban music journey that will take you across countries, genres and cultures alike. The sele...